Song titles that would make good paper titles

Inspired by Neil:

• "Bigmouth Strikes Again" (The Smiths. About the impact of office gossip on productivity?)
• "If I Had $1,000,000" (BNL. Self-explanatory.)
• "It Could Have Been a Brilliant Career" (Belle and Sebastian. Another "long-term effects of job loss" paper?)
• "My Mother Was a Chinese Trapeze Artist" (Decemberists. Intergenerational diffusion of human capital?)
• "Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box" (Radiohead. Unique spelling must remain intact. Urban crowding, from immigration?)

Really, there are so many excellent choices from the Smiths: "Shoplifters of the World Unite," "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now," "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want," "The Queen is Dead, "A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours."